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Happy Sysadmin Day

2018-07-27 by: John Dills
From: John Dills 
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Pray to your Sysadmin at least once a day.
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=============================================================== From: Stephen Kraus ------------------------------------------------------ Obligitory: https://crzysdrs.sytes.net/dv/victim/109/mock-ye-the-arcane-arts-of-unix-se= rver-administration/ "Heathen! Know ye before ye darest move mine cubicle, henceforth referred to as =E2=80=9Cye crucible of enlightenment,=E2=80=9D that thou darest tred= on system administration ground of which ye have little knowledge! Forsooth! The arcane arts of Unix administration are lost on ye hapless sheep of middle management, promoted to positions of great power yet unenlightened as to why or how our webservers were founded on Unix in ages of yore, helplessly bethrothed to I, master of root, author of .cshrcs, weaver of cron files so cryptic as to be unassailable by any of powers lesser than mine! Mock ye the arts of Unix Server Administration? Knowest thou who controls the devine kernel? Who installeth this system handed upon him straight from ye Gods at Berkley? Mine keystrokes control Daemons! They shall fork forth many processes! They shall grep and cat without mercy, and I shall forge them, and in the darkness I shall bind them with one hand upon the /etc/passwd and the other upon the swap!! Keepeth thine grungy org-chart wielders away from mine crucible of enlightenment, and verily I shall not rm -rf /* as root, and we shall haveth 100% uptime forever and ever, amen. Oh, and I want to keep my lava lamp, too." On Fri, Jul 27, 2018 at 12:23 PM John Dills wrote:

=============================================================== From: russell c ------------------------------------------------------ Your essential guide to what sysadmins really mean = https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2018/07/27/your-essential-guide-to-what-s= ysadmins-really-mean/ = wrote: https://crzysdrs.sytes.net/dv/victim/109/mock-ye-the-arcane-arts-of-unix-s= erver-administration/ = referred to as =E2=80=9Cye crucible of enlightenment,=E2=80=9D that thou = darest tred on system administration ground of which ye have little = knowledge! hapless sheep of middle management, promoted to positions of great power = yet unenlightened as to why or how our webservers were founded on Unix = in ages of yore, helplessly bethrothed to I, master of root, author of = .cshrcs, weaver of cron files so cryptic as to be unassailable by any of = powers lesser than mine! controls the devine kernel? Who installeth this system handed upon him = straight from ye Gods at Berkley? Mine keystrokes control Daemons! They = shall fork forth many processes! They shall grep and cat without mercy, = and I shall forge them, and in the darkness I shall bind them with one = hand upon the /etc/passwd and the other upon the swap!! enlightenment, and verily I shall not rm -rf /* as root, and we shall = haveth 100% uptime forever and ever, amen. Oh, and I want to keep my = lava lamp, too."