You're invited to Meeting: PHP and MySQL

From: Mike Harrison 
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Technically, this is a PHP dev meeting, but like all things,
there is an overlap to Chugalug.

If you join and RSVP via Meetup.com at:
http://www.meetup.com/chattanoogaphp/
it'll help us know how much pizza to get.


Meeting: PHP and MySQL

   Chattanooga PHP Developers
   Wednesday, February 6, 2013
   6:00 PM
   Utiliflex
   701 Broad Street, Suite 201 Chattanooga, TN 37402

Agenda:
Lets set the defib to 400 kjoules and see if we can bring this group back to life.

Draw:
Mike Harrison, arrogant geek bastard will build a functional PHP and MySQL/MariaDB
general purpose web framework in 30 minutes, addressing common 
requirements.. of generic web applications using nothing but a text editor and some 
SIMPLE cut and paste samples. It's an "understand the basics" of PHP and 
SQL focus. Mike expects to make mistakes in public, get berated by the 
audience and generally have some fun in order to seed discussions and 
determine if this is an actual group and how/where it goes.

No frameworks, MVC's or live animals will be injured in this presentation.

It's cold and nasty, some warm pizza will be delivered and there is a drink machine
on the 1st floor and coffee on the 2nd.


=============================================================== From: Aric Annear ------------------------------------------------------ Is this a "pure beginner"-level demo? I'd like to get a start in PHP/MySQL but I'd be starting from square zero here and don't want to hold the meeting up with dumb questions unless it's explicitly for noobs. -----Original Message----- From: chugalug-bounces@chugalug.org [mailto:chugalug-bounces@chugalug.org] On Behalf Of Mike Harrison Sent: Saturday, February 02, 2013 4:09 PM To: chugalug@chugalug.org Subject: [Chugalug] You're invited to Meeting: PHP and MySQL Technically, this is a PHP dev meeting, but like all things, there is an overlap to Chugalug. If you join and RSVP via Meetup.com at: http://www.meetup.com/chattanoogaphp/ it'll help us know how much pizza to get. Meeting: PHP and MySQL Chattanooga PHP Developers Wednesday, February 6, 2013 6:00 PM Utiliflex 701 Broad Street, Suite 201 Chattanooga, TN 37402 Agenda: Lets set the defib to 400 kjoules and see if we can bring this group back to life. Draw: Mike Harrison, arrogant geek bastard will build a functional PHP and MySQL/MariaDB general purpose web framework in 30 minutes, addressing common requirements.. of generic web applications using nothing but a text editor and some SIMPLE cut and paste samples. It's an "understand the basics" of PHP and SQL focus. Mike expects to make mistakes in public, get berated by the audience and generally have some fun in order to seed discussions and determine if this is an actual group and how/where it goes. No frameworks, MVC's or live animals will be injured in this presentation. It's cold and nasty, some warm pizza will be delivered and there is a drink machine on the 1st floor and coffee on the 2nd.

=============================================================== From: Mike Harrison ------------------------------------------------------ Pure? Could be reasonably close to that. I was going to do this tomorrow from scratch and see how it flows. My intention was to start with nothing more than a text editor and a command line on a Linux server with the LAMP basics already running and build up a very basic PHP program, probably a website front end without much CSS. < 500 lines of code.. pure PHP and SQL. The technical goal: put together the < 10 functions and program flow I think are basics... with the purpose of provoking discussions about the functions and the thoughts behind them. The other goal: See if there is any interest in the PHP Users Group and specifically, if there is someone else whome would want to drive the train. Jerimie started it, Lisa took over from Jerimie, and somehow it's withered a bit and I'm left getting notices from meetup.com saying: "Do something you dolt" or maybe that's just the voices in my head. You should have a clue what PHP is, and be familiar with basic concepts of a programming language and SQL and probably HTML for output... although I've been writing a lot of stuff that does not do HTML out lately. Just functions for getting crap done with not much output at all.

=============================================================== From: Garrett Gaston ------------------------------------------------------ Damn. I missed another one. ySQL eting e=20 t's=20 of=20

=============================================================== From: James Nylen ------------------------------------------------------ It's not until Wednesday - you can still make it.

=============================================================== From: Rod-Lists ------------------------------------------------------ my wife and I will come to hear your black magic and eat pizza. ----- Original Message -----

=============================================================== From: Rod-Lists ------------------------------------------------------ Just remind everyone this is this afternoon. Rumor has it mike might flash for beads. ----- Mike Harrison wrote:

=============================================================== From: Ed King ------------------------------------------------------ Magic Mike :) ----- Original Message ---- From: Rod-Lists To: Chattanooga Unix Gnu Android Linux Users Group Sent: Wed, February 6, 2013 1:16:54 PM Subject: Re: [Chugalug] You're invited to Meeting: PHP and MySQL Just remind everyone this is this afternoon. Rumor has it mike might flash for beads. ----- Mike Harrison wrote:

=============================================================== From: Dominic Sundar ------------------------------------------------------ Mike any chance of you streaming this....??? for us very far away.....

=============================================================== From: Mike Harrison ------------------------------------------------------ We might try it. We have the technology.... do you have the bandwidth? I just ordered 4 large Papa Johns pizza's for 5:45pm delivery. and have a basic tested code base started. Enough to not look like a fool, Current demo is at: http://geeklabs.com/demo and that's where I'll be working. I'll post all the files there whene we are done tonight. Adam and I did an all-nighter server migration last night, so it might be a little rough around the edges. I CAN HAZ BEADS!?!